1. the-dick-lord-levi:

    So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

    And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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  2. readtheaboutpage:

    donejustdone:

    500daysofevilexes:

    loseegoose:

     

    This is legit.

    More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

    shit

    If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

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  3. Same

    Same

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  6. simsgonewrong:

I’m pretty sure this isn’t supposed to happen.

    simsgonewrong:

    I’m pretty sure this isn’t supposed to happen.

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  7. simsgonewrong:

I’ll do whatever the hell I please.

    simsgonewrong:

    I’ll do whatever the hell I please.

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  8. mirapup:

Truth.

    mirapup:

    Truth.

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  9. samsangel:

Hello fellow nerds!

A new school year is approaching, and since I have to nail my A* this year I put together a masterpost with helpful links and tips that I have gathered throughout my school years. Good luck this year: you´ll do just fine!

1. Learn ´em languages

Learn terms and glossary in Quizlet.
Learn a language for free on Duolingo.
Learn a language for free on Busuu.
Oxford Dictionaries.
Games and fun activities for English learners.
Irregular English verbs.

2. Do your research


Google scholar.
Scholarpedia.
You can learn anything (KhanAcademy).
Didn´t listen in class? (Crash Course).
Simple Wikipedia.
Learn littérature without having to read it (SparkNotes).
Wolfram Aplha.
TED.
Open 2 study. (Online studying) 
Free college courses.

3. Learn how to write like a God

10 practical tips for writing better exam essays.
Writing an essay.
Harvard writing resources.
Writing application essays.
Writing a personal statement.
Genre characteristics.
Writing a literary analysis essay.
Answering essay questions.
Get feedback.
Bibliography maker.
What is the word you´re looking for?

4. Oh yes sweet reading

8 tips to remember what you read.
How to read Shakespeare.
Effective reading and note-taking.
How to take notes while reading.
Note taking tips.
170 free textbooks.
1000 free textbooks.

5. Get your studying and organization game on


Time Management
Get your school life in order with organization.
Reach your goals.
Goals worksheet.
Finding information on the internet.
Using sources.
Get a hold on mind mapping.
How do you learn best?
Sound without music (Such as cafes).
Make flashcards.

6. Stress and anxiety management because school is stressful



Coping strategies.
Stress reduction tips.
Stress relief for students.
Managing test anxiety.
Dealing with test anxiety.
Self help: Keeping calm.
Introverts in college.
Coping and calming down. N.1
Coping and calming down. N.2
Do nothing for two minutes. 

7. Go get ´em tests


Study skills for test taking.
Study tips for finals.
Multiple choice exams guide.
The seven days study plan.
15 steps to success.
How to prepare for a test.
Checklist for essay tests.


8. Classroom participation - because teachers love that shit


Active listening.
Classroom discussions.
Presenting projects in the classroom.
Preparation before class.
Participating tips.


9. Software and pages for us nerdy kids

Openoffice and Libreoffice.
Dropnote.
Google docs.
EverNote.
Prezi (Fore presentations.)
Calculator.
Grade calculator.
Grammar check.
Staying focused for Mac, Chrome and Firefox.
Plagiarism check.
Best apps for students masterpost.
Homework help.

10. Yo! Take some time to care ´bout yo´self

100 000 stars.
Workout masterpost.
Movie masterpost of masterposts.
Self-help masterpost.
8Tracks.
Learn and do yoga.
Voulenteer. 
Learn to play guitar.
The thoughts room.
Disney games because hell yeah.

    samsangel:

    Hello fellow nerds!

    A new school year is approaching, and since I have to nail my A* this year I put together a masterpost with helpful links and tips that I have gathered throughout my school years. Good luck this year: you´ll do just fine!

    1. Learn ´em languages
    2. Do your research
    3. Learn how to write like a God
    4. Oh yes sweet reading
    5. Get your studying and organization game on
    6. Stress and anxiety management because school is stressful
    7. Go get ´em tests
    8. Classroom participation - because teachers love that shit
    9. Software and pages for us nerdy kids
    10. Yo! Take some time to care ´bout yo´self

    Reblogged from: fuckyeahloldemort
  10. billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

    billcosplay:

    i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

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