1. http://somanybadcustomers.tumblr.com/post/100570164163/in-the-place-where-i-work-we-are-required-to-id

    somanybadcustomers:

    In the place where I work we are required to ID anyone who looks under 30 for tobacco. We’re also located in a very sketchy area and a lot of people who come through the store are drunk or on drugs. Makes every day real interesting.

    A couple months ago I had one of these customers come in and ask…

    If you’re going to make that big of a deal when we try to ID you then you shouldn’t be fucking smoking. Our jobs are on the line so you can slowly kill yourself. This is so sad

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  2. lesushhh:

    This will forever be adorable

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  3. drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

    drinkmasturbatecry:

    razzledazzy:

    netforce0:

    descartes-and-thosecartes:

    sensorydeprivationprincess:

    turboslime:

    Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

    Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

    There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

    But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

    High five, America!

    oh my god

    bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

    image

    im crying

    OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

    "bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

    10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

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  6. countby5s:

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  7. tastefullyoffensive:

[mandatoryrollercoaster]
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  8. disneyprincest:

    yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open

    Reblogged from: ugly
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  10. avatardedpotterhead:

    knowledgetrollop:

    this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

    i aspire to have this marriage

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